Archive for August, 2010

Are Leprechauns piloting Flying Saucers?

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Following on from the last week’s revelation that Leprechauns may well have been captured and trained for military purposes in the early cold war, there is now a new story doing the rounds. Rumours with absolutely no backing have been making their way into our Facebook inboxes claiming that the truth of the Military Leprechaun is in fact far more sinister.

You never know...

As many people know there are a large number of UFO sightings and phenomena happening round the globe. People often say these craft are too small for normal human beings so they must be flown by some kind of short, humanoid aliens. The reality however is something we’re no nearer to than you, but we do have an inkling that these creatures may not be aliens at all, but may in fact be Leprechauns.

Leprechauns now star in the Rainbow Riches slot game, a fact which gives us no indication to the validity of the rumours we’ve listed. We believe that had the Leprechauns been piloting UFOs then they would no longer have time to appear in the Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold and Rainbow Riches Win Big Shindig games and these games possibly wouldn’t exist.

If Leprechauns flying UFOs scares you, then we suggest that a world without Rainbow Riches would be a far scarier place and we may have slot machines based around Guinness or Shamrocks instead.

We can’t imagine what kind of sub games slots based on these themes would have, but we can bet our life saving that they wouldn’t be anywhere near the pedigree of those found in Rainbow Riches.

Rainbow Riches Slot Machine videos

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Fellow Slot fans we are reeling in glory with our latest addition to our Rainbow Riches Slot collection.

We have been working hard behind the scenes to make life even easier for budding Online slot jockeys; so we have designed and created our own YouTube channel exclusively for Rainbow Riches slot fans.

We have been playing at our favourite online casinos and recording all the action. If like me you prefer to see things happening in front of  you, it’s certainly easier to appreciate how the reels are flowing, well we hope you all find it useful as we really enjoyed the experience.

You can of course learns the reels for free, simply by playing the free play options available at the casinos that we feature on our Rainbow Riches site. One such operator that we feature highly is the Virgin Slots team, these guys are very well respected by us for both the quality games they offer and more importantly the player experience and overall customer service.

If you are looking for a place to play Rainbow Riches free then i would certainly take a drive on the Virgin Highway in order to find your road to riches.  We would love you to check out our Rainbow Riches video channel, if you get a chance please visit http://www.youtube.com/user/RainbowRichesSlot, don’t forget we also have our own Facebook page and we are so pleased with our fans, please keep em comin, it makes it all worth while for us.

One thing is for sure; with our fan base growing at a phenomenal rate, we’ll be sure to keep you updated with all our findings, with a little slant of our humorous side, which we know you all appreciate. (honest)

Happy watching and remember to always play responsibly and within your means.

Cold War Leprechauns stealing the gold

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Our recent research has brought up nothing on Leprechauns being used as tools of war. However, as we are free to wildly speculate we would like to suggest that this complete absence of data on War Leprechauns is in fact the biggest indicator there is a massive plot somewhere involving Leprechauns as arbiters of doom.

One way Leprechauns could be coerced into war is by the governments involved in Leprechaun training stealing their pots of gold. This way the Leprechauns could be effectively held to ransom whilst they perform A-Team like covert ops until they rack up a lot of mission time on their cards.

Obviously Leprechauns would be good at certain tasks, such as disappearing, getting into small places and befuddling enemy soldiers with strange riddles. It’s also postulated that Leprechauns may be able to act as good PR guys for the army, as everyone loves the wry wit of the Irish, which can no doubt turn any ransacked, burning village into a pit of mirth, with disgruntled civilians suddenly seeing the funny side of life.

One thing for sure, any Leprechauns that were trained by the military haven’t made it into the Rainbow Riches slot games, Rainbow Riches Win Big Shindig and Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold. The Leprechauns in this game are totally without military agendas and codenames and are nothing but generous in the way they hand out prizes. We believe that any Leprechaun who had been held to ransom for their pots of gold would never, ever give any away again; such are the scars of war.

Please be aware that you don’t need to have a serious side to test the Rainbow Riches Slot games available online. There is a free play option available at all of the online operators that we feature on our site, just click in the right hand navigation and try your Irish luck today.

Rainbow Riches Fairylands Favourite Slot

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Word has it that gambling has just been legalised in the ethereal realm of fairyland. Giants are playing games of Seven Card Stud and Unicorns are apparently real suckers for Baccarat. Whilst many casino games are popular with these folk, one slot game stands above all the other gambling games and that slot is the fabulous Rainbow Riches.

At first Rainbow Riches was a little known concept in Fairyland, but then the Leprechauns started with a massive PR campaign to win the hearts and minds of all the imaginary people who inhabit this unreal country. Not only did they run a huge TV campaign, they also ran a number of tombolas, fetes, pub evenings and had a special gala party called “An Audience with Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk”. This last event was a true tear up, with many of the top celebrities attending such as Mother Goose and the Three Bears.

Since the campaign nearly all the Leprechauns in Fairyland have been headhunted out of their marketing jobs to appear in the Rainbow Riches slots. Each individual slot machine requires its own Leprechaun to operate the Pathway feature for  (Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold) or the Shindig feature (for Rainbow Riches Win Big Shindig). As the game has become so popular most Leprechauns are employed working in these machines. A sad knock on effect of this job rush is that the PR and advertising offices are almost empty and running out of business in Fairyland, although many fantasy folk simply haven’t noticed as they are way too busy playing the Rainbow Riches slots.

Is the Rainbow Riches Leprechaun set for world domination?

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Many people think there will be some kind of massive world disaster in 2012. Allegedly governments know about this and have already been preparing for this eventually, such as the Norwegian parliament who has decided to build a seed bank of all plant life on the planet.

Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold hey ?

Who knows how this disaster will occur? Many people argue that it will be due to an alignment of the super massive black hole that sits in the centre of the Milky Way with the earth and the sun. Others argue that it will be an alien invasion that causes our destruction. However Ancient Irish texts, written by Leprechauns have been discovered this week that point to an entirely different scenario.

The Leprechaun Tracts, as these writings are known, predict the coming of the Rainbow Riches slot series in the early chapters. This prediction is obviously chillingly accurate as we’re now seeing Rainbow Riches slots, such as Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold and Rainbow Riches Win Big Shindig appearing all over the globe.

The prophecy predicts that one Rainbow Riches Pots of Gold machine will go on such a streak on the morning of December 21st 2012 that the amount paid out will collapse the world economy causing a panic that will make the Credit Crunch look like the Teddy Bears picnic. Not only will the world banking system collapse, but all the Leprechauns will be free from their shackles working in the Rainbow Riches slots and these cunning characters will loot all the remaining gold on the face of the earth to horde for their pots of gold.

One person will of course win all the money and come out of this experience to rule the world. Could you be that person? Well if that’s what you want then you better start practising on the Rainbow Riches Slot today and by practise I mean the Free Play Rainbow Riches option.

Sizzling slots offers from Kerching in August

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

With August upon us, are we going to have time play online slots  or will be sunning ourselves either in the fabulous UK weather (er herm) or abroad? Well for those slots fans amongst us who will still be spinning the reels of fortune online, Kerching Casino is  offering some sizzling summer offers we wanted to pass on to all slots fans.

August Deals from Kerching

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I hope you enjoy taking advantage of the Kerching Slots promotions this month, if the weather is good then i may have to take my laptop into the garden just for a little taste of the reels. I’m not sure i could go a whole month with out my Rainbow Riches fix.

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